1. Why is my internet so damned slow? I've checked my Vodafone account and sure enough it says I've used however many megabytes of broadband this month. But Vodafone are wrong. I've used precisely zero megabytes of broadband. The internet access I'm getting isn't broadband or anything close to it.
2. How do I get rid of Chinese spam comments from my blog? To begin with I didn't mind too much; I even used to go into Babel Fish for a translation. Now they're just a pain in the butt.
By the way I applied for a temporary job on Seek yesterday and got a rejection email in a little over an hour. I replied to this email, thanking them for their quick response and congratulating them on setting a new record.